1. Take the label and instructions off, before laying it in front of your door. 2. Do not cut. 3. Do not step on with bare feet. 4. Wash once in a while. 5. Cuddle with it sometimes, so it feels nicer when you step on it. 6. Do not paint. 7. Do not let any Donald Trumps on it, because they will build a wall between your doormat and your house. 8. Do not bite if you are not a beaver (like me). 9. Do not sleep on it, your bed is comfier. 10. Do not use as a frisbee.
-Take shoes off before you walk on matt -NEVER EVER NEVER LEAVE IN THE RAIN -Can lay down on it if you want to have a sleep -Will provide you with comfort and warmth -Keep away form animals to avoid shedding and unwanted scratches -If there's ever a storm, bring mat in asap -If something spills or gets on it, take it to the dry cleaners asap -Dry clean only -If you don't treat mat with respect, it will leave and never come back -No refunds or exchanges after you've bought it
1.Step on mat 2.Mat is not edible do not eat 3.Place near door 4.Don't place on ceiling 5.Don't keep mat in refrigerator 6.Don't use mat as toilet paper 7.Mat can be used indoor 8.Do not use if allergic to coconut 9.Red heads may use mat but must be supervised 10. Do not let anyone named Ethan use mat because he may eat it
1. Do not leave outside, Kris may steal it 2. Brush the dust off everyday 3. Keep warm and cozy 4. Wash 6.7 times a year for best use 5. Spray cologne to attract ladies and smell good 6. Do not let any one by the name of Ella borrow 7. We have a camera in this mat so take care or else we will sue you 8. If you try to sue us for any inconvenience we will use uno reverse card and dab on you 9. Use this mat with care as it is just a baby 10! Finally we got to 10 now i can tell you that I am no longer selling this mat and goodnight... zzz
1. Be CAREFUL when you walk on it you might slip 2. Don`t let anyone run it over by car 3. Beware it`s itchy 4. Don`t use as a towel 5. Always keep it outside of your house at all times 6. Keep far from your neighbors 7. Don`t hit a friend with it 8. Don`t use it as floater at the pool, you will sink 9. Don`t try to kick it, you will fall 10. the important rule is NEVER put a key under your doormat
1. DO NOT SET ON FIRE, IT WILL BE HOT 2. Do not leave outside, strangers like doormats but your doormat don't like strangers 3. Avoid stepping on mat, he doesn't like being stepped on 4. Don't starve him, he needs food too 5. Don't use as towel 6. Keep Zyra away, she likes to punch doormats 7. Ask how the doormat is doing, he has feelings too 8. Don't give a key to a doormat, you don't wanna know why 9. Doormat's Birth day is September 11, so give him pancakes 10. Don't give it to the magical pencil, they don't get along
1.Put outside your door 2.Spray with liquid to help it not get damaged when rained on 3.Spray with bug spray so the bugs don't get in your house 4.make sure not to put spare key under, because when its windy it will fly away 5.Do not put a secret passage way under it 6.Make sure children DON'T put in their mouth 7.Make sure not to throw the mat at someone 8.This mat is not for the use of a shield 9.Make sure to not put to much heavy weight on it for long periods of time because it will become flat 10.Make sure food does not spill on it because it will damage the mat
1.Take out of package before use 2.Put on your front step 3.Use to wipe off your dirty shoes before entering your house 4.Avoid stepping on it if it doesn't like to be stepped on 5.Remember to wash it once in a while 6.Do not put it in the washing machine 7.Wash by hand 8.Don't get food crumbs on it 9.Make sure kids don't lick it 10.Let it sleep at night time
1. Wash because you don't know who's toes was on that 2. Place in front door 3. Or use in side 4. Make sure some kid named Trenton doesn't come to your door and rub is scary long toes on your mat 5.If animals try eating your mat bent it over and give it a spank 6. Keep away from child's 7. If some random creepy kid shows up and stands on that mat it's possessed 8. Also don't let some kid named Justin dunk on it 9. And if your friend pees on mat pack your bags and leave 10. Don't let any of this happen to you
1. Wash mat regularly 2. Can be used for indoors or outdoors 3. Do not use if allergic to coconut 4. Do not use as a spanking device for your children 5. Do not let anyone by the name of Griffin, Justin, and Trenton 6. Do not let dogs or cats who aren’t potty trained get near mat 7. Take mat inside when extreme weather occurs 8. If stolen bring receipt to the store you bought it from for immediate refund 9. If vomited on by Trenton BURN 10. Not eligible for trade
#1.Dont cut the mat #2.Do not get the mat wet #3.Do not place your house key under mat #4.Do not throw the mat in the garbage #5.Do not use any food die on mat #6.Do not eat food on this mat #7.Do not use bleach this mat #8.Bring mat inside if there's a storm #9.Do not tie anything to the back of this mat #10.Do not put any heavy items on this mat
1. Used out door only. 2. Do not eat. 3. Use in front door (its pretty). 4. Do not paint mat. 5. Give it love. 6. Get right size. 7. Don't hit it. 8. keep away from Ethan. 9. Give it days off 10. Give it love
-This mat should be outside. -This mat knows karate,be careful. -Don't wash the mat. -He doesn't like to be stepped on. -If dirty, vacuum him. -This mat doesn't like mud on his face, don't touch him. -Give him lots of love and affection. -This mat is not stable in harsh weather. -this mat should not be outside for longer that 24 hours. -The mat does not like thunder, he will get scared.
1. We do not advise you to hide your keys under this mat, due to the fact that someone will find them. 2. Just because its made of coconut fiber does NOT mean the bottom is edible. 3. Make sure your mat is put to use, we're hinting you to clean your shoes with the mat before you come in so that it would feel needed. 4. This mat is for the outside of your entrance door. 5. It is OPTIONAL, but recommended to clean your mat at least twice a year. 6. Apologize every time you step on your mat, don't be mean. 7.Don't leave your shoes on this mat, do you really want to leave your shoes outside for racoons to grab? 8.To not spend 3 hours scrubbing, be careful with substances around this mat. 9. Don't put a lot of weight on this mat to not make it into a crepe. 10. Be kind to your mat and you'll get love back.
1. Wash mat regularly 2. Can be used for indoors or outdoors 3. Do not use if allergic to coconut 4. Do not use as a spanking device for your children 5. Do not let anyone by the name of Griffin, Justin, and Trenton touch mug 6. Do not let dogs or cats who aren’t potty trained get near mat 7. Take mat inside when extreme weather occurs 8. If stolen bring receipt to the store you bought it from for immediate refund 9. If vomited on by Trenton BURN 10. Not eligible for trade
1. Don't hide an extra key under the mat, not everything in the movies is a good idea.
2. Don't roll yourself into a human sausage, wild animals may find you appetizing.
3. Please spare your neighbors' ears and take the mat inside when vacuuming.
4. This mat is rough and will not suffice as a comfortable blanket.
5. Don’t read the small text, please. Seriously, we made a deal with Satan and we’re terrified for our lives.
6. This is not a block of grass for your pet rabbit. Why would you even want that? Like seriously, a solid block of grass? Peta is coming…
7. Do not put the mat in the dishwasher because it is terribly woven and will explode in to a million tiny strands of stringy disappointment. That’s why it cost $2, don’t act surprised.
8. If you are seriously contemplating eating the mat because it looks like a burnt cookie, don’t you will choke. Also get your eyes checked and go a doctor because I am very worried for your mental health.
9. If you are using this for anything other than a mat, don’t be surprised when it sucks at its job.
10. If you are buying this for the sole purpose of decoration, re-evaluate your taste.
1-The Rug is very fashionable so don't spill the dirty juices on it. 2-The Rug is usually very nervous, so do not wipe or beat on the ledge of a deck or a balcony, we will call Rug services. 3-When you wake up in the morning you must say good morning to the Rug to make him feel happy and ready for the day. 4-The Rug is made of a very rare item known as “nowenhasit” material and ill tell you now, no one has it. 5-Do not spill coconut juice on the Rug, it will disintegrate the fibers. 6-You must clean the Rug every day with a nice warm cool down in the sink and dry softly afterwards. 7-When you go to bed you must say goodnight to the Rug and make sure that it falls asleep, so you won’t be up all night due to constant whining. 8-If you can not provide a nice cleaning procedure then you must bring it to the store you bought it to, and you may get the Rug cleaned. 9-It is perfect for little doorways or small stuff like that. 10- make sure to wake up because this is all a dream and why would a rug be a living thing silly.
1. Place this mat outside your door. 2. Brush your shoes on the mat to clean your shoes. 3. If you have muddy boots, go to the grass and try to get the big chunks off before using the mat. 4. There should be one person on the mat at a time. 5. If you have no shoes on DO NOT BRUSH YOUR FEET because it will hurt. 6. If its dirty use a hose to clean the mat. 7. This mat may get slippery when it is wintertime. 8. When it is wet, take the mat somewhere sunny to dry. 9. Use paint on the mat to put words on it, such as WELCOME. 10. Do not put this mat in a washing machine because it will fall apart.
1. Take the label and instructions off, before laying it in front of your door.
ReplyDelete2. Do not cut.
3. Do not step on with bare feet.
4. Wash once in a while.
5. Cuddle with it sometimes, so it feels nicer when you step on it.
6. Do not paint.
7. Do not let any Donald Trumps on it, because they will build a wall between your doormat and your house.
8. Do not bite if you are not a beaver (like me).
9. Do not sleep on it, your bed is comfier.
10. Do not use as a frisbee.
-Take shoes off before you walk on matt
ReplyDelete-NEVER EVER NEVER LEAVE IN THE RAIN
-Can lay down on it if you want to have a sleep
-Will provide you with comfort and warmth
-Keep away form animals to avoid shedding and unwanted scratches
-If there's ever a storm, bring mat in asap
-If something spills or gets on it, take it to the dry cleaners asap
-Dry clean only
-If you don't treat mat with respect, it will leave and never come back
-No refunds or exchanges after you've bought it
1.Step on mat
ReplyDelete2.Mat is not edible do not eat
3.Place near door
4.Don't place on ceiling
5.Don't keep mat in refrigerator
6.Don't use mat as toilet paper
7.Mat can be used indoor
8.Do not use if allergic to coconut
9.Red heads may use mat but must be supervised
10. Do not let anyone named Ethan use mat because he may eat it
1. Do not leave outside, Kris may steal it
ReplyDelete2. Brush the dust off everyday
3. Keep warm and cozy
4. Wash 6.7 times a year for best use
5. Spray cologne to attract ladies and smell good
6. Do not let any one by the name of Ella borrow
7. We have a camera in this mat so take care or else we will sue you
8. If you try to sue us for any inconvenience we will use uno reverse card and dab on you
9. Use this mat with care as it is just a baby
10! Finally we got to 10 now i can tell you that I am no longer selling this mat and goodnight... zzz
*from not form and *mat not matt
ReplyDelete1. Be CAREFUL when you walk on it you might slip
ReplyDelete2. Don`t let anyone run it over by car
3. Beware it`s itchy
4. Don`t use as a towel
5. Always keep it outside of your house at all times
6. Keep far from your neighbors
7. Don`t hit a friend with it
8. Don`t use it as floater at the pool, you will sink
9. Don`t try to kick it, you will fall
10. the important rule is NEVER put a key under your doormat
1. DO NOT SET ON FIRE, IT WILL BE HOT
ReplyDelete2. Do not leave outside, strangers like doormats but your doormat don't like strangers
3. Avoid stepping on mat, he doesn't like being stepped on
4. Don't starve him, he needs food too
5. Don't use as towel
6. Keep Zyra away, she likes to punch doormats
7. Ask how the doormat is doing, he has feelings too
8. Don't give a key to a doormat, you don't wanna know why
9. Doormat's Birth day is September 11, so give him pancakes
10. Don't give it to the magical pencil, they don't get along
1.Put outside your door
ReplyDelete2.Spray with liquid to help it not get damaged when rained on
3.Spray with bug spray so the bugs don't get in your house
4.make sure not to put spare key under, because when its windy it will fly away
5.Do not put a secret passage way under it
6.Make sure children DON'T put in their mouth
7.Make sure not to throw the mat at someone
8.This mat is not for the use of a shield
9.Make sure to not put to much heavy weight on it for long periods of time because it will become flat
10.Make sure food does not spill on it because it will damage the mat
1.Take out of package before use
ReplyDelete2.Put on your front step
3.Use to wipe off your dirty shoes before entering your house
4.Avoid stepping on it if it doesn't like to be stepped on
5.Remember to wash it once in a while
6.Do not put it in the washing machine
7.Wash by hand
8.Don't get food crumbs on it
9.Make sure kids don't lick it
10.Let it sleep at night time
1. Wash because you don't know who's toes was on that
ReplyDelete2. Place in front door
3. Or use in side
4. Make sure some kid named Trenton doesn't come to your door and rub is scary long toes on your mat
5.If animals try eating your mat bent it over and give it a spank
6. Keep away from child's
7. If some random creepy kid shows up and stands on that mat it's possessed
8. Also don't let some kid named Justin dunk on it
9. And if your friend pees on mat pack your bags and leave
10. Don't let any of this happen to you
1. Wash mat regularly
ReplyDelete2. Can be used for indoors or outdoors
3. Do not use if allergic to coconut
4. Do not use as a spanking device for your children
5. Do not let anyone by the name of Griffin, Justin, and Trenton
6. Do not let dogs or cats who aren’t potty trained get near mat
7. Take mat inside when extreme weather occurs
8. If stolen bring receipt to the store you bought it from for immediate refund
9. If vomited on by Trenton BURN
10. Not eligible for trade
#1.Dont cut the mat
ReplyDelete#2.Do not get the mat wet
#3.Do not place your house key under mat
#4.Do not throw the mat in the garbage
#5.Do not use any food die on mat
#6.Do not eat food on this mat
#7.Do not use bleach this mat
#8.Bring mat inside if there's a storm
#9.Do not tie anything to the back of this mat
#10.Do not put any heavy items on this mat
1. Used out door only.
ReplyDelete2. Do not eat.
3. Use in front door (its pretty).
4. Do not paint mat.
5. Give it love.
6. Get right size.
7. Don't hit it.
8. keep away from Ethan.
9. Give it days off
10. Give it love
-This mat should be outside.
ReplyDelete-This mat knows karate,be careful.
-Don't wash the mat.
-He doesn't like to be stepped on.
-If dirty, vacuum him.
-This mat doesn't like mud on his face, don't touch him.
-Give him lots of love and affection.
-This mat is not stable in harsh weather.
-this mat should not be outside for longer that 24 hours.
-The mat does not like thunder, he will get scared.
1. We do not advise you to hide your keys under this mat, due to the fact that someone will find them.
ReplyDelete2. Just because its made of coconut fiber does NOT mean the bottom is edible.
3. Make sure your mat is put to use, we're hinting you to clean your shoes with the mat before you come in so that it would feel needed.
4. This mat is for the outside of your entrance door.
5. It is OPTIONAL, but recommended to clean your mat at least twice a year.
6. Apologize every time you step on your mat, don't be mean.
7.Don't leave your shoes on this mat, do you really want to leave your shoes outside for racoons to grab?
8.To not spend 3 hours scrubbing, be careful with substances around this mat.
9. Don't put a lot of weight on this mat to not make it into a crepe.
10. Be kind to your mat and you'll get love back.
1. Wash mat regularly
ReplyDelete2. Can be used for indoors or outdoors
3. Do not use if allergic to coconut
4. Do not use as a spanking device for your children
5. Do not let anyone by the name of Griffin, Justin, and Trenton touch mug
6. Do not let dogs or cats who aren’t potty trained get near mat
7. Take mat inside when extreme weather occurs
8. If stolen bring receipt to the store you bought it from for immediate refund
9. If vomited on by Trenton BURN
10. Not eligible for trade
1. Don't hide an extra key under the mat, not everything in the movies is a good idea.
ReplyDelete2. Don't roll yourself into a human sausage, wild animals may find you appetizing.
3. Please spare your neighbors' ears and take the mat inside when vacuuming.
4. This mat is rough and will not suffice as a comfortable blanket.
5. Don’t read the small text, please. Seriously, we made a deal with Satan and we’re terrified for our lives.
6. This is not a block of grass for your pet rabbit. Why would you even want that? Like seriously, a solid block of grass? Peta is coming…
7. Do not put the mat in the dishwasher because it is terribly woven and will explode in to a million tiny strands of stringy disappointment. That’s why it cost $2, don’t act surprised.
8. If you are seriously contemplating eating the mat because it looks like a burnt cookie, don’t you will choke. Also get your eyes checked and go a doctor because I am very worried for your mental health.
9. If you are using this for anything other than a mat, don’t be surprised when it sucks at its job.
10. If you are buying this for the sole purpose of decoration, re-evaluate your taste.
1-The Rug is very fashionable so don't spill the dirty juices on it.
ReplyDelete2-The Rug is usually very nervous, so do not wipe or beat on the ledge of a deck or a balcony, we will call Rug services.
3-When you wake up in the morning you must say good morning to the Rug to make him feel happy and ready for the day.
4-The Rug is made of a very rare item known as “nowenhasit” material and ill tell you now, no one has it.
5-Do not spill coconut juice on the Rug, it will disintegrate the fibers.
6-You must clean the Rug every day with a nice warm cool down in the sink and dry softly afterwards.
7-When you go to bed you must say goodnight to the Rug and make sure that it falls asleep, so you won’t be up all night due to constant whining.
8-If you can not provide a nice cleaning procedure then you must bring it to the store you bought it to, and you may get the Rug cleaned.
9-It is perfect for little doorways or small stuff like that.
10- make sure to wake up because this is all a dream and why would a rug be a living thing silly.
1. Place this mat outside your door.
ReplyDelete2. Brush your shoes on the mat to clean your shoes.
3. If you have muddy boots, go to the grass and try to get the big chunks off before using the mat.
4. There should be one person on the mat at a time.
5. If you have no shoes on DO NOT BRUSH YOUR FEET because it will hurt.
6. If its dirty use a hose to clean the mat.
7. This mat may get slippery when it is wintertime.
8. When it is wet, take the mat somewhere sunny to dry.
9. Use paint on the mat to put words on it, such as WELCOME.
10. Do not put this mat in a washing machine because it will fall apart.